fullmetalchemicalist: My beautiful daughter Jess, 16 years old on the 26th of March is missing. She left for school this morning, didn’t arrive and hasn’t been seen or heard of since. She hasn’t any money and her phone is off. She’s been down recently and we’re worried to death. The police are now looking for her but we just want her home. Please ask any one if they’ve seen or heard from her....
itisnotofimport: I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
natenovampirro: lets play whats the strangest thing you’ve seen on the internet
vondell-swain: i’m so glad jay-z and beyonce are married and kanye is their main man because like out of all the entertainers in the world they are the only ones who i never get annoyed with when they talk about how great they are and they can do it together
breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written